Thousands of fans of the legendary 1980s Prog Rock supergroup, Spinal Tap, have been left stunned and furious after packing into Stonehenge at 3.30am this morning to see a special concert by the band, only to have their hopes dashed … Continue reading Spinal Tap’s solstice appearance ends in chaos and bloodshed
Following Monday’s woefully belated interview with ‘Father of the Bride’, Thomas Markle, on ITV’s GMB, Piers Morgan has been admitted to an exclusive two thousand pound a day rehab clinic in Harley Street suffering from acute narcissism syndrome. This morning … Continue reading Piers Morgan in sensational on-air meltdown
In a sensational announcement President Donald Trump has given the go-ahead for the development and implementation of an American Space Force, approving funding and maximum resources with immediate effect. In a rambling and often incoherent address during a White House … Continue reading ‘To infinity and beyond! Trump announces war on alien lifeforms
It’s being reported that following the announcement at the weekend by Theresa May of a major cash injection for the NHS, part funded by the so-called ‘Brexit Dividend’, Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has been on a vintage champagne-fueled bender ever … Continue reading Boris delighted as May buys into mythical Brexit Dividend
Down and out homeless man, David Forbes, is at the centre of a legal battle today after coming up with a scheme, which if a court finds in his favour this week, just may rewrite legislation regarding Landlord and Tenant … Continue reading ‘Bedknobs and antics’ Homeless man throws John Lewis into panic
In what is being seen as the most sensational literary shambles since the infantile metaphors and similes used in 50 Shades of Grey, it has been announced that the characters Gollum, from The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings series, … Continue reading Book World rocked as Gollum and Dobby revealed as same person
Following on from events two weeks ago when Russian billionaire oligarch, Roman Abramovich, was refused renewal of his investment visa, once again the Foreign Office has targeted another high profile Russian and meted out the same treatment. Meerkat, Aleksandr Orlov, … Continue reading ‘I will quit Britain’ threatens a furious Aleksandr
