With the plethora of home delivery meal service companies in the current market place, it was surely only a matter of time before a political group took the business model and rolled it out to their supporters and floating voters across the country.
Aimed in particular at racists, bigots and OAPs with no computer skills whatsoever, today sees Brexitroo start its service and initial signs look positive. It will now be possible for elderly right-wing bigots and fascists to have their daily fix of pro-Brexit propaganda delivered right to their letterboxes while at the same time have some ill-disguised institutional racism with a little hard-faced uncaring callousness added to their order for good measure
Brexitroo is to send out ‘Brexit Update Information Boxes’ with printed material, which in addition to copies of The Daily Mail, Express, Telegraph, Times and Sun bought in newsagents, will provide subscribers to its service, typically oldies, xenophobes and bigots, with even more sloppily-written, hate-filled tripe pandering to their nasty irrational fears and biases.
A spokesman for Brexitroo said: ‘This is an exciting development. We’re planning to deliver lots of one-sided totally misleading tripe by Daily Mail staff writers etc. in which we’re targeting Snowflakes, Muslims and all foreigners in general, saying how they need to be stopped before they take our country from us.’
‘We’ll also be banging on incessantly about ‘taking back our sovereignty’ but that’s purely a smokescreen to mask our main racist agenda.’
Unconfirmed reports that the Brexitroo boxes will be delivered by bicycle-riding Australians, Asians and Eastern Europeans all employed on zero-hours contracts have been condemned by all decent-thinking members of society, although it is expected that this will cut no ice with those behind the scheme.
When asked for his views on the matter Boris Johnson said: ‘Err…erm…ha-ha… ohhh…ah…!’