There are reports emerging today that snoopers working at GCHQ have picked up an exchange between two members of an Internet Political Discussion Forum in America, which if confirmed could have far-reaching implications for the world.

It seems to indicate that for the first time ever someone’s opinion has been swayed as the result of a heated discussion they were having online with someone whose political views were diametrically opposed to their own, a scenario which some analysts see as a totally terrifying game-changer.

Wilbur Harris-Green III from Dallas who is a Donald Trump supporter was arguing online with Cody Sashawanski from New York when the following exchange is said to have taken place. Here is a transcript.

Green – Donald Trump is the greatest President America has ever had.
Sashawanski – No way. The guy’s a complete asshole and a schmuck.
Green – No he ain’t. He has made America great again.
Sashawanski – No he hasn’t, that’s just a complete pile of steaming bullshit!!
Green – No, wait! You know, I kinda get that, man. I agree. Trump is an asshole!!! I have allowed myself to be duped by his crazy rhetoric. Wow!

Professor of Modern Technology at UCL, Dr David Marston said: ‘If this transcript can be corroborated as being genuine then this is literally the first time such an exchange has ever happened in the entire history of the Internet. It defies all received wisdom up to this point in time.’

However he went on to sound a note of concern. ‘This could be terrible news. The problem is an event such as this could well start a catastrophic chain reaction and just might cause the entire Internet to implode in on itself, thereby setting back global communications decades. I just hope for all our sakes this will be proven to have been a hoax.’

Wilbur Harris-Green III from Dallas who is a Donald Trump supporter was arguing online with Cody Sashawanski from New York when the following exchange is said to have taken place. Here is a transcript.

Green – Donald Trump is the greatest President America has ever had.
Sashawanski – No way. The guy’s a complete asshole and a schmuck.
Green – No he ain’t. He has made America great again. 
Sashawanski – No he hasn’t, that’s just a complete pile of steaming bullshit!! 
Green – No, wait! You know, I kinda get that, man. I agree. Trump is an asshole!!! I have allowed myself to be duped by his crazy rhetoric. Wow!

Professor of Modern Technology at UCL, Dr David Marston said: ‘If this transcript can be corroborated as being genuine then this is literally the first time such an exchange has ever happened in the entire history of the Internet. It defies all received wisdom up to this point in time.’

However he went on to sound a note of concern. ‘This could be terrible news. The problem is an event such as this could well start a catastrophic chain reaction and just might cause the entire Internet to implode in on itself, thereby setting back global communications decades. I just hope for all our sakes this will be proven to have been a hoax.’