Sensational news today that a likeness of Jesus has appeared on the head a pint of Guinness in a Boutique Hotel in Dublin’s trendy Temple Bar.
Sean O’Rourke, the barman who pulled the pint told reporters: ‘This wan and her auld fella comes into the bar and asks for a small Chilean Chardonnay and a pint of Guinness. Now as soon as I poured the pint I realised something weird was happening because all the lights in the bar dimmed and there was suddenly the sound of a choir of angels. When I looked at the pint there was Jesus right there looking back at me large as life!’
An ebullient local Parish Priest Fr. Basil Brennan told local broadcaster RTE: ‘Ah sure faith and begob! Isn’t it a miracle? The Lord himself here in Dublin, ah Jaze shur that’s tremendjus altogether. And on a pint of Guinness too. Begorrah sure what could be better than that, ’tis fantastic news to be sure to be sure. Ha ha ha! Oh Jaze, ho ho ho! Feckin fantashtic.”