Following photographs and videos of America’s First Lady meeting Canada’s Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, going viral, Mr Trudeau has told his colleagues: ‘I could have grabbed Melania by the pussy any time I wanted to. You see, because I’m famous she’d have definitely loved it and would’ve let me do anything to her. I read someone somewhere once said that. Women love It when you’re famous and will let you do anything to them, but to ensure world peace I decided not to.’

‘Although can you imagine how Trump would have taken it if I had invited her to my room to make love to her. He’s punching so far above his weight with a stunner like her that it’s embarrassing. I mean look at how he handled the Danes last week when they pissed him off. He’s got obvious rage issues so I thought I’d back off for the good of the planet.’

Mr Trudeau’s remarks come after the world’s media looked on in utter astonishment and disbelief at the G7 meeting in Biarritz when the air became charged with pure sexual electricity as Mrs Trump and Mr Trudeau gazed longingly into each others eyes. The First Lady then quickly excused herself making a beeline for the bathroom at the conclusion of the meeting when she requested an aide supply her with a fresh Tena Lady.

A clearly rattled Mr Trump commented: ‘Melania loves me and only me. FACT. She was just being amenable to that guy. And anyway he doesn’t have anything close to the kind of dough that I have. I’m very rich, just so rich. One of the world’s richest guys. Mater of fact I’m a multi-billionaire and pretty dames… well they like that kind of thing.’ Before adding in a sinister tone: ‘My wife would do well to keep that in mind.

Meanwhile since she returned to America with her husband, Melania has been seen skipping gaily around the grounds of The White House tearing off rose petals from flowers while whispering to herself something barely audible under her breath.