Media experts have been left reeling today after ITV 2 announced that it is to commission and broadcast a new show that will examine famous archaeological sites and what we learnt from them.
A spokesman said: ‘It’s time to forget the countless hours of cheap vacuous scripted reality drivel and grow up as a broadcaster.’
But twenty something couple Jayden and Shaneece Reece from Tooting aren’t happy at the prospect of watching a non-reality programme. ‘
‘We like TOWIE and Made in Chelsea and stuff. We don’t know naffink about Egyptian Mummies and old Romans, and that,’ said Shaneece, ‘Although if the show’s makers could guarantee lots of tits and bums somehow and maybe introduce a phone-in voting system I’d be up for giving it a go,’ added Jayden.
However ITV 2 has been quick to reassure its core audience the normal torrent of tasteless and tawdry shite will still make up 99.9% of the channels output.
In addition to the archaeology show it simultaneously announced it will be showing a new 8-part series in the Autumn called ‘When Cock Enlargements and Arse Implants Go Wrong’ in The Autumn.