President Donald Trump has reacted angrily to the news that US Democrats are going to attempt to impeach him over serious irregularities in his dealings with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky.
He told reporters: ‘FAKE NOOZE. I don’t like any soft fruit let alone peaches. What’s more I’ve never eaten one, just ask any of my family and they’ll tell you. And as everyone knows they would never lie.’
‘It’s all part of a massive media witch hunt against me and when you think about that just how crazy is it?. If they think that i’m a witch then they’re just crazy people. So crazy. Wow!
‘Donald Trump is a 100% all-American beefcake, and if you don’t believe that then just ask Stormy Daniels. Hey, no… erm… wait a minute. Don’t print that.’