Thousands of fans of the legendary 1980s Prog Rock supergroup, Spinal Tap, have been left stunned and furious after packing into Stonehenge at 3.30am this morning to see a special concert by the band, only to have their hopes dashed … Continue reading Spinal Tap’s solstice appearance ends in chaos and bloodshed
Top creepy-crawly muncher, Bear Grylls, is to enter the celebrity food gadget business, vowing that he won’t be happy until he ends former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion George Foreman’s domination of the lucrative market. Sitting by the campfire at his … Continue reading It’s Grylls v Foreman in food fight of the century
A press briefing in Cheshire, called by The British Astronomical Association, had to be abandoned because it descended into total farce, as both the keynote speaker and assembled press fell into fits of uncontrollable smutty giggling. The briefing had been … Continue reading Prof. Brian Cox in a right ‘Carry on’
Ever the trailblazer in the concept of extraordinary food experiences, bonkers pot and pan-rattler, Heston Blumenthal, has announced his latest fine dining concept that he’s calling ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’. Speaking to reporters he said: ‘Regular dish deconstruction has had its … Continue reading Heston Blumenthal announces ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’
Beardy cosmic ordering barmpot, Noel Edmonds, is rumoured to have been in talks with The BBC to recommission the 1990s Saturday evening prime time entertainment juggernaut, Noel’s House Party. Wearing one of his trademark gaudy shirts and speaking to The … Continue reading Deal or no deal? Speculation builds as Noel in talks to bring back House Party
The power of crowd funding has once more been harnessed to bring about a highly popular outcome but not before it nearly broke the Internet in the process. A page that was set up by Labour Party activist, Tony Podmore … Continue reading After previous false promises Branson finally looks set ‘to boldly go’
He might well be the man with a plan, he could also have a counterfeit dollar in his hand, however he is definitely not Mr Know-it-all, as music icon Stevie Wonder has just found out to his cost. The top-selling … Continue reading Turns out ‘Mister Know-It-All’ actually doesn’t
