Panic is spreading through the United Kingdom Eurovision camp this evening, as it’s just been announced that tonight’s Grand Final is to introduce a last minute change to voting. Out will go ‘nul points’ and it will be replaced by … Continue reading UK considers Eurovision withdrawal as ‘nul points’ replaced by minus 12
As the current heatwave enters its fourth day The NHS has declared a national emergency saying that it is now stretched far beyond breaking point. Dr Raj Singh, an A&E Registrar said: ‘We have been hit by a twin-pronged offensive … Continue reading Britain’s first hot spell of the year is taking a massive toll
You couldn’t make it up could you, because draft legislation is being brought before MEPs, that if passed, will see the slow-mo head flick banned from TV ads for shampoo and other hair-grooming products as soon as July. And despite … Continue reading Europe moves to outlaw slo-mo in hair product adverts
It has been announced today that as a result of Brexit, then from this Summer British holidaymakers holidaying in EU countries such as Spain, Portugal, Greece and Italy will no longer be able to ‘bag’ sun loungers ahead of other … Continue reading EU calls time on Brits bagging sun loungers with Union Jack beach towelsi
Next time you’re in Costabucks and you see a man in a white coat putting a probe into the froth on his cappuccino don’t be too surprised as he’s most likely a man from the Ministry! Once again they’re at … Continue reading High Street coffee bars soon to have a latte more on their minds
