Top creepy-crawly muncher, Bear Grylls, is to enter the celebrity food gadget business, vowing that he won’t be happy until he ends former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion George Foreman’s domination of the lucrative market. Sitting by the campfire at his … Continue reading It’s Grylls v Foreman in food fight of the century
Self-styled Saviour of Britain from itself, celebrity chef and right proper gent, Jamie Oliver, has slammed the inclusion of traditional cake and bake stalls at school-funding events, claiming they are ‘madness’ and ‘send out the wrong message completely.’ Speaking to … Continue reading Jamie and Mary go head-to-head in ‘cake stall madness’ row
Ever the trailblazer in the concept of extraordinary food experiences, bonkers pot and pan-rattler, Heston Blumenthal, has announced his latest fine dining concept that he’s calling ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’. Speaking to reporters he said: ‘Regular dish deconstruction has had its … Continue reading Heston Blumenthal announces ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’
It seems diners at The Fat Duck, the world-famous Berkshire eatery owned by crackpot pan-rattler, Heston Blumenthal, have been getting a lot less than they’d bargained for following the release of his latest menu in the run up to Summer. … Continue reading Blooming hell, Heston! Please can we have some more?
Police were called to a bar in London’s Soho earlier today after a pub landlord was involved in a violent altercation with a group of male customers. One eyewitness, Phil Norris, a salesman from Swindon who was drinking in the … Continue reading Police warn Silly Billies as ‘Dilly-Dilly’ ad incites violence across the country
A new bill is to to be brought before Parliament ahead of the Summer recess, that if ratified, will see it become an offence for restaurants to serve any kind of traditional dish in a ‘deconstructed’ style. Furthermore there will … Continue reading Ministers move to ban ludicrous restaurant dishes in time for Summer
That bloke that you keep bumping into in the kitchen when you’re on the mid-afternoon tea round is beginning to take its toll on your joie de vivre, claims a new scientific paper published today. According to the paper’s author, … Continue reading That bloke you meet in the kitchen on the tea round every day is sapping your will to live