Jamie and Mary go head-to-head in ‘cake stall madness’ row

Self-styled Saviour of Britain from itself, celebrity chef and right proper gent, Jamie Oliver, has slammed the inclusion of traditional cake and bake stalls at school-funding events, claiming they are ‘madness’ and ‘send out the wrong message completely.’ Speaking to … Continue reading Jamie and Mary go head-to-head in ‘cake stall madness’ row

Heston Blumenthal announces ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’

Ever the trailblazer in the concept of extraordinary food experiences, bonkers pot and pan-rattler, Heston Blumenthal, has announced his latest fine dining concept that he’s calling ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’. Speaking to reporters he said: ‘Regular dish deconstruction has had its … Continue reading Heston Blumenthal announces ‘Ultimate Deconstruction Dining’

Police warn Silly Billies as ‘Dilly-Dilly’ ad incites violence across the country

Police were called to a bar in London’s Soho earlier today after a pub landlord was involved in a violent altercation with a group of male customers. One eyewitness, Phil Norris, a salesman from Swindon who was drinking in the … Continue reading Police warn Silly Billies as ‘Dilly-Dilly’ ad incites violence across the country

That bloke you meet in the kitchen on the tea round every day is sapping your will to live

That bloke that you keep bumping into in the kitchen when you’re on the mid-afternoon tea round is beginning to take its toll on your joie de vivre, claims a new scientific paper published today. According to the paper’s author, … Continue reading That bloke you meet in the kitchen on the tea round every day is sapping your will to live