Top beardy entrepreneur and Catweazle looky-likey, Richard Branson, has announced his latest and most ambitious business venture to date. An extraordinary scheme to find and develop the lost city of Atlantis. A spokesman for Virgin said: ‘Now that he’s conquered … Continue reading Branson’s new sub-aquatic Virgin Atlantis project is his most ambitious yet
A bitter row has broken out today calling into question the veracity and political correctness of the sentiments expressed within the lyrics of Mungo Jerry’s iconic 70s chart-topping smash hit, ‘In the Summertime’. Physicist, Dr William Glynn, says: ‘I’m afraid … Continue reading With the onset of Summer Mungo Jerry classic hit is slammed on all sides
The Department for Media Culture and Sport has announced that from June 1st this year it will become mandatory, that should you wish to appear in public sporting a Hipster beard, a licence must be purchased and kept on your … Continue reading Hipster beards targeted in new government licencing initiative
John Clarke, a retired builder from Swindon, is attempting to recover after having the highest blood pressure ever recorded in the UK when admitted to A&E last week. His woes began after he suffered a triple-whammy doing some errands, when … Continue reading Man defies odds and survives visiting pharmacy, post office and bank in one day
It seems that a life on the ocean wave isn’t quite what it used to be according to retired company director, Ian Bampton, who is suing Cruise Company, Oceatania, following a recent cruise he and his wife Penelope took around … Continue reading Man to sue cruise company after encountering common people on luxury liner
With the plethora of home delivery meal service companies in the current market place, it was surely only a matter of time before a political group took the business model and rolled it out to their supporters and floating voters … Continue reading It’s brand new it’s Brexitroo – delivered daily to your door
David Yorke, a Chartered Accountant from Nottingham is today beginning a three-year prison sentence after causing ‘quite a kerfuffle’ at his local branch of Waitrose last July. Prosecuting Yorke on behalf of The Crown, Quentin Abernathy QC, told a harrowing … Continue reading And on the 7th day God opened the shop… but not before 10.00 am
