With complete turmoil still raging in Royal circles over who is to give Meghan Markle away at the wedding on Saturday, former tabloid editor, turned the nation’s most opinionated gobshite and TV’s biggest anchor, Piers Morgan, has stepped in to … Continue reading Piers Morgan steps in to stabilise ‘Royal Wedding Turmoil’
Seemingly Windsor Councillors have dropped an absolute clanger two days before the Royal Wedding following a police operation carried out in the early hours of this morning. It has come to light that as many as seventy misguided idiots who … Continue reading Windsor’s Royal Wedding campers swept away in Council cleansing operation
In light of Meghan Markle’s father’s will he won’t he? dithering over attending the Royal Wedding on Saturday, it has emerged that entire the agenda leading up to the big event has been scripted by a team of EastEnders story … Continue reading Royal Wedding is just the latest scripted reality show claims TV insider
Like many of her professional colleagues up and down the land, it seems the Summer Holidays can’t come quickly enough for primary school teacher, Anne McKee. That’s because she’s got the future king, Prince George, as one of her charges, … Continue reading Prince George’s teacher’s going to rehab, her friends say – no no no!
David (The Duke) Dickinson has surprised many in the antiques world today by coming out and slamming a range of commemorative mugs, plates and other chinaware, produced for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding, as cheap and nasty tat that … Continue reading Dickinson slams royal wedding china as cheap and nasty shite
Doyenne of British baking, Mary Berry, has stunned reporters by letting fly a tirade of foul-mouthed four-letter abuse when asked what she thought about today’s announcement that Price Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding cake is to be made by American-born … Continue reading Mary Berry stuns reporters in foul-mouthed tirade over Royal wedding cake
Reports are emerging that rather than blend in as just another one of the kids in class like his father and grandfather before him have done, Prince George is definitely playing his own education rather differently. Tantrums became evident when … Continue reading It’s little ‘Prince Georgefrey’ as tantrums wreak havoc in the playground