In what is being seen as an unexpected development, in a week that’s already been full of them, it’s been announced at a White House press briefing that Donald Trump is to step down from the Presidency effective from midnight … Continue reading Trump to stand down as POTUS with immediate effect
Fears are growing today over the whereabouts and welfare of the self styled world’s greatest newspaper and broadcast journalist, Piers Morgan. He has not been seen since Friday when he boarded Airforce One, after having told anyone who could be … Continue reading Fears for missing Morgan – believed to have vanished up Donald Trump’s arse
Donald Trump has thrown Britain’s diplomats and security services a total curve ball by making an off-the-cuff change to his schedule today. Because instead of flying into Stanstead Airport as planned, Mr Trump ordered Air Force One to make an … Continue reading Diplomatic chaos as Trump ‘freestyles’ UK visit schedule
Reports are emerging that Hobbiton Police were called to a disturbance at the Green Dragon Pub in The Shire, Middle Earth, following a violent brawl broke out between a gang of elves and hobbits who had been watching the second … Continue reading Hobbiton Police called to mass brawl at Shire inn
In a surprise move President Trump has telephoned Vladimir Putin to demand Russia hands back the iconic St Basil’s Cathederal to Disney by the end of July. In a White House press briefing after the the exchange the President said: … Continue reading Trump calls on Putin to return St Basil’s Cathedral to Walt Disney Company
After complaints from team managers about a woeful lack of facilities and comfort in the technical areas at this year’s competition, FIFA has said it will make some changes once the group stage of the World Cup is completed. FIFA … Continue reading Kirstie Allsop hired by FIFA to makeover World Cup technical areas
In a sensational announcement President Donald Trump has given the go-ahead for the development and implementation of an American Space Force, approving funding and maximum resources with immediate effect. In a rambling and often incoherent address during a White House … Continue reading ‘To infinity and beyond! Trump announces war on alien lifeforms
